30.6.09
18.6.09
Vote For My Ass Tat
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UPDATE: as of Thursday June 18th, Only 23 votes have been counted. Lickitung leads with 8 votes while 2nd place is tied between Squirtle and Snorlax. Invite your friends and family to vote since this is the most historical election since the American public put a catholic in the White House.
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UPDATE: as of Thursday June 18th, Only 23 votes have been counted. Lickitung leads with 8 votes while 2nd place is tied between Squirtle and Snorlax. Invite your friends and family to vote since this is the most historical election since the American public put a catholic in the White House.
17.6.09
Oh Lord
Here in Anchorage there is a battle to ban discrimination based on sexual orientation. Thankfully there are many righteous people that understands what this means: God is testing our faith.
As evil attempts to brainwash us with media (MSNBC, Hollywood, J.K. Rowling), we stand together as strong as ever. We see through the thinly veiled satanic homosexual stances Obama is trying to push on us and we need to do something about it. A smart man I know posted a bulletin that explains our dilemma clearly:
"Barack Obama: someone needs to take that guy out...one way or another"
YOU'RE NOT MY PRESIDENT MR. HUSSEIN OBAMA, THE LORD IS!
I can't understand why anyone would want faggots to have any rights, they should be sent straight to San Fagcisco. I have an idea though, but I need your help (and our Lord Jesus' help too). Everyone must e-mail one of God's greatest gifts Jerry Prevo and ask him to use the Lord's money to buy a giant plow truck to destroy the blue shirted pagans at the Loussacc Library, They deserve to die, so they can enjoy hell sooner then later. Whoever believes the insane notion that all people, even women, blacks, and fags deserve equal rights is insane. I bet they believe dinosaurs existed, or that the Earth is round and warming. Complete morons.
To end let us pray.
Oh Lord please help us believers kill all nonbelievers. I know you want them off this planet, that's why you sent us Hitler, Sirhan Sirhan, and Katrina. I pray that Rupert Murdoch, Glenn Beck, and Rev. Limbaugh, our modern crusaders, stay in good health and continue to spread the good word of the Lord. (I can't think of anything else) Amen!
As evil attempts to brainwash us with media (MSNBC, Hollywood, J.K. Rowling), we stand together as strong as ever. We see through the thinly veiled satanic homosexual stances Obama is trying to push on us and we need to do something about it. A smart man I know posted a bulletin that explains our dilemma clearly:
"Barack Obama: someone needs to take that guy out...one way or another"
YOU'RE NOT MY PRESIDENT MR. HUSSEIN OBAMA, THE LORD IS!
I can't understand why anyone would want faggots to have any rights, they should be sent straight to San Fagcisco. I have an idea though, but I need your help (and our Lord Jesus' help too). Everyone must e-mail one of God's greatest gifts Jerry Prevo and ask him to use the Lord's money to buy a giant plow truck to destroy the blue shirted pagans at the Loussacc Library, They deserve to die, so they can enjoy hell sooner then later. Whoever believes the insane notion that all people, even women, blacks, and fags deserve equal rights is insane. I bet they believe dinosaurs existed, or that the Earth is round and warming. Complete morons.
To end let us pray.
Oh Lord please help us believers kill all nonbelievers. I know you want them off this planet, that's why you sent us Hitler, Sirhan Sirhan, and Katrina. I pray that Rupert Murdoch, Glenn Beck, and Rev. Limbaugh, our modern crusaders, stay in good health and continue to spread the good word of the Lord. (I can't think of anything else) Amen!
16.6.09
Joe Buck Loves Life
If you didn't see Joe Buck Live on HBO, you missed out on some classic live television. I'm not a huge TV guy myself, but this was fucking gold. Joe Buck is a play by play commentator from Fox Sports who somehow got Bob Costa's old gig on HBO. Anyways yesterday was the premiere of his show and the awkwardness was visible. The dude is a stiff. A square. So, one of my heroes, Artie Lange, came out and gave Joe the truth.
God Bless Artie Lange
15.6.09
Tommy Chong is a Legend
In the beginning...
That 70's Show era as the great Leo...(Some guy uploaded every scene with Chong onto youtube. I'm just gonna post the first video)
Modern Chong...
That 70's Show era as the great Leo...(Some guy uploaded every scene with Chong onto youtube. I'm just gonna post the first video)
Modern Chong...
9.6.09
Hunter Thompson knows the Truth
"In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upwardly mobile—and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts together: not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely."
—Hunter S. Thompson, The Great Shark Hunt, 1979
There is something entirely relaxing about reading Hunter S. Thompson literature. It makes me believe like I'm not completely wrong, I just see the world maybe as actual reality. What baffles me is how people are mostly content in this country, as if the serious issues such as loss of freedom, the slow and obvious death of our planet, disgusting corporate greed, and the shameful loss of individuality are as real and important as the need to have an iPhone.
"The only ones left with any confidence at all are the New Dumb. It is the beginning of the end of our world as we knew it. Doom is the operative ethic."
-Hunter S. Thompson, Kingdom of Fear, 2004
—Hunter S. Thompson, The Great Shark Hunt, 1979
There is something entirely relaxing about reading Hunter S. Thompson literature. It makes me believe like I'm not completely wrong, I just see the world maybe as actual reality. What baffles me is how people are mostly content in this country, as if the serious issues such as loss of freedom, the slow and obvious death of our planet, disgusting corporate greed, and the shameful loss of individuality are as real and important as the need to have an iPhone.
"The only ones left with any confidence at all are the New Dumb. It is the beginning of the end of our world as we knew it. Doom is the operative ethic."
-Hunter S. Thompson, Kingdom of Fear, 2004
7.6.09
4.6.09
Dear President Obama
I consider myself a pretty liberal guy. In the 2008 election I considered it a hard choice to vote for you, Barack Obama, or write in Bob Barker, for whom I wholly agree with because I'm sick of these filthy animals fucking each other without any care about the consequences of having a litter of pups. We need to stop these animals together. Here are some ideas to end their disgusting immoral ways of living.
#1 We give animal control experimental vans that hold up to 100 animals in a separate section of the van. The exhaust from the engine is then directly routed to the separate container effectively eliminating the scoundrels
Animal Control Van of Death
#2 Spay or neuter your pets.
Although I ended up voting for Barker, I have finally accepted the fact that you are president. I will even go as far as putting down in writing that you are my second favorite president, only behind the former, now deceased President of the NRA, Charlton Heston.
God in his white form
I hope I didn't waste any of your time Mr. President.
Peace and Love,
LASERWOLF
#1 We give animal control experimental vans that hold up to 100 animals in a separate section of the van. The exhaust from the engine is then directly routed to the separate container effectively eliminating the scoundrels
Animal Control Van of Death
#2 Spay or neuter your pets.
Although I ended up voting for Barker, I have finally accepted the fact that you are president. I will even go as far as putting down in writing that you are my second favorite president, only behind the former, now deceased President of the NRA, Charlton Heston.
God in his white form
I hope I didn't waste any of your time Mr. President.
Peace and Love,
LASERWOLF
3.6.09
The Time E.P
I consider this particular group of songs to accurately portray the emotions running through me during my stay in Soldotna, Alaska.
Dedicated to my Padre.
The Time E.P. - Todd Armstrong
Dedicated to my Padre.
The Time E.P. - Todd Armstrong
2.6.09
1.6.09
The Time Has Come!
Every year in Anchorage there comes a time when time itself has disappeared. There comes a time when a certain group of people decides to leave their windowless homes to enjoy the never ending sun of the great Alaskan summer. There comes a time to pull out the swords, the costumes, and the accents of the Middle ages. Yes, it's time for the 3 Barons Fair.
"Dos thus have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate, for he hath been pitched in battle for a fortnight and has the king's thirst for the frosty brew dos thou might have for thus!"
The only reason I can stand Anchorage anymore is because of this exciting annual event. The food is great, the people are hilarious, and the wenches are pale.
The festivities begin the weekend of June 6th through June 7th and continue the following weekend during the days of June 13th and 14th.
Click HERE for a coupon to save a dollar off the admission price.
"Dos thus have thou a mug of ale for me and me mate, for he hath been pitched in battle for a fortnight and has the king's thirst for the frosty brew dos thou might have for thus!"
The only reason I can stand Anchorage anymore is because of this exciting annual event. The food is great, the people are hilarious, and the wenches are pale.
The festivities begin the weekend of June 6th through June 7th and continue the following weekend during the days of June 13th and 14th.
Click HERE for a coupon to save a dollar off the admission price.
Jaydiohead
I dunno if I like more then a couple songs on this. Check it out for yourself though, because taking Jay-Z and mixing him with Radiohead is a big undertaking.
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Yea or Nay your opinion below.
Download the Album Here
Check out Minty Fresh Beats on Myspace
Yea or Nay your opinion below.
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