Dear President Obama

I consider myself a pretty liberal guy. In the 2008 election I considered it a hard choice to vote for you, Barack Obama, or write in Bob Barker, for whom I wholly agree with because I'm sick of these filthy animals fucking each other without any care about the consequences of having a litter of pups. We need to stop these animals together. Here are some ideas to end their disgusting immoral ways of living.

#1 We give animal control experimental vans that hold up to 100 animals in a separate section of the van. The exhaust from the engine is then directly routed to the separate container effectively eliminating the scoundrels


Animal Control Van of Death

#2 Spay or neuter your pets.


Although I ended up voting for Barker, I have finally accepted the fact that you are president. I will even go as far as putting down in writing that you are my second favorite president, only behind the former, now deceased President of the NRA, Charlton Heston.


God in his white form

I hope I didn't waste any of your time Mr. President.

Peace and Love,
LASERWOLF